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Halloween Jokes

The favorite game at the ghost's Halloween party was "Hide and Shriek"!
The young ghost went trick or treating.
A nighbor asked her, "Who are your parents?"
"Deady and Mummy," she answered.
The ghost calls home on a terror-phone!
When the boy ghost met the girl ghost, it was love at first fright!
Q: Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
A: To the boo-ty parlor!
Q: What's the difference between an adult and a ghost?
A: One is all grown. The other is all groan!
One ghost asked another, "Do you believe in people?"
The ghost's favorite days are Moan-da and Fright-day!
Q: What's the difference between a ghost and peanut butter?
A: The ghost doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth!
Q: What do you call a ghost's mistake?
A: A boo-boo!
Q: What's the difference between ghosts and patched jeans?
A: Ghosts are dead men. Patched jeans are men-ded!
Judy: What did the daddy ghost say to his son?
Jody: Don't spook until spooken to!
The robot turned into a ghost because he couldn't rust in peace!
Q: Where do ghosts go shopping?
A: In boo-tiques!
Q: Why do witches only ride their broomsticks after dark?
A: That's the time to go to sweep!
Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"
Q: How did the witch get around after her broomstick?
A: She witch-hiked!
Q: How can you make a witch scratch?
A: Take away the W!
Q: Why do witches ride broomsticks?
A: Because they don't have bikes!
Q: What is the differemce between a witch and C-A-S-T-S?
A: One casts spells. The other spells casts.

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