Some witches are so mean that they plant poison ivy in their gardens!
Sam: Why do witches fly on brooms?
Pam: Because vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough!
Dan: Why don't witches look into mirrors?
Jan: Because it's a shattering experience!
Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
A: They are both wick-ed!
Q: What turns off the lights on Halloween?
A: The light's witch!
Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
A: "May I have the keys to the broom tonight!"
Q: Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
A: To keep her head warm!
Q: Why are teachers happy on Halloween?
A: Because there's lots of school spirit!
On the morning of Halloween, the teacher told the class, "We'll have only half a day of school this morning."
The children cheered.
Then she said, "And we'll have the second half this afternoon."
This time the children moaned!
First Ghost: Do you need glasses?
Second Ghost: No. I'll drink right out of the bottle!
Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast on Halloween?
A: Shrouded Wheat. Ghost Toasties. Scream of Wheat. Terr-fried eggs. Rice Creepies.
Q: What do witches dine on at Halloween?
A: Spook-etti. Halloweenies. Devil's food cake. Boo-berry pie.
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a cat?
A: When you're a mouse!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea-ware, tonight is Halloween!
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