Advice to a witch on a broomstick: "Don't fly off the handle!"
Some witches are so mean that they plant poison ivy in their gardens!
Sam: Why do witches fly on brooms?
Pam: Because vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough!
Dan: Why don't witches look into mirrors?
Jan: Because it's a shattering experience!
Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
A: They are both wick-ed!
Q: What turns off the lights on Halloween?
A: The light's witch!
Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
A: "May I have the keys to the broom tonight!"
Q: Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
A: To keep her head warm!
Q: Why are teachers happy on Halloween?
A: Because there's lots of school spirit!
A few days after Halloween, Sally came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked why her grades were so low.
Sally answered, "Because everything is marked down after holidays!"
On the morning of Halloween, the teacher told the class, "We'll have only half a day of school this morning."
The children cheered.
Then she said, "And we'll have the second half this afternoon."
This time the children moaned!
First Ghost: Do you need glasses?
Second Ghost: No. I'll drink right out of the bottle!
Q: What do ghosts eat for breakfast on Halloween?
A: Shrouded Wheat. Ghost Toasties. Scream of Wheat. Terr-fried eggs. Rice Creepies.
Q: What do witches dine on at Halloween?
A: Spook-etti. Halloweenies. Devil's food cake. Boo-berry pie.
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a cat?
A: When you're a mouse!
